Upside-Down Record

Levi said she'd make something marvelous and told me to gather the materials. I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, considered this matter with the utmost gravity. How, I wonder, shall I procure the materials that Levi requires? I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, overheared the others' plans: Ziz will take to the skies, and Behemoth will traverse on foot. Once more, I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, pondered the matter. Then I shall, with my mighty legs, leap tirelessly and gather a great abundance! Truly, I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, am the epitome of genius!

Everyone brought the materials Levi requested. To my astonishment, I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, had gathered the fewest. I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, overheard something. Ziz carried the materials with her enormous wings, while Behemoth gathered hers with colossal pincers. I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, was utterly taken aback. I have neither gargantuan wings nor a colossal pincer. I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, pondered. Ah, so that is the secret to amassing such quantities! I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, pondered once more. I, too, must employ tools! Truly, I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, am the epitome of genius!

Everyone brought the materials Levi asked for again. This time, everyone brought the same amount! I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, pondered deeply. Ah, how wise I was to use the road roller! I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, took action. I set the road roller ablaze to heat it up, then gleefully rolled it over the materials. The materials flattened and stuck to the roller. I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, felt a surge of pride. But this was not enough. I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, pondered again. Only by surpassing my limits can I reach the ultimate truth! I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, thought hard. Is there a way to exceed my limits and gather even more materials? I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, overheard something. When someone asked whether they could bring any materials, Levi said, “Anything will do, even a building!” I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, came to a brilliant realization. I shall make a colossal roller… and flatten entire buildings to snatch them up! Truly, I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, am the epitome of genius!

Yet again, everyone gathered the materials Levi requested. At last, it was I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, who brought the most materials! I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, began to ponder. All of this is thanks to my brilliant plan. I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, resolved: I shall not be intoxicated by this glory. I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, recalled once more: my limits are boundless, and I shall press onward toward them without cease! Truly, I, the unparalleled clever Bahamut, am the epitome of genius!