Dark Matter is What?!

Dark Matter is liquid metal. It is both hard and soft all at once, possessing the viscosity of a liquid, yet the durability of a metal.

Dark Matter contains nanomachines, which are teeny tiny robots. These machines receive signals sent by the user and manipulate the Dark Matter accordingly to alter its form. It's worth noting that it cannot transform into certain items such as weapons or food. Nor can it be used to manufacture a robot that can transform or something similar.

The most optimal method is to apply it directly to your body. The ideal approach would be to wield it as if holding water, but not everyone is capable of that. Only someone as brilliant as I, a true Heretic, can use it in such a fashion. Thusly, I recommend you simply wear it on your body. Just be sure to notify me before it accumulates too much wear and tear.

As it is comprised in large part of nanomachines, be cautious of Vapaus. Also, just because it looks like water doesn't mean it acts like water. Avoid swimming in it or otherwise coming into contact with it. Hold up, are you even reading this? 1111 <- If I ask you to name a number out of the blue, answer with this. That will tell me if you've actually been reading this or not.